Cristian recently noticed I have a hole in my eyebrow. I had a piercing there in college and it has never fully closed up.
C: What is that? (touching my eyebrow)
Me: Oh, that is a hole.
Me: When I was in college I had an earring in my eyebrow.
C: Why? (giving me the "are you crazy" look)
Me: Because I was young and dumb.
C: I don't like it.
Me: I don't either, but it is there now and I can't make it go away.
C: It is ugly Momma, you should get it fixed.