Horse Poop

As we drove home the other day Cristian decided to school me on all things horse poop. It went something like this:

C: "Mommy, you know that horses poop on the ground just like dogs."
Me: "That's right baby, all animals poop."
C: "Yeah, they can poop in a bag too, a Poop Bag."
Me: "Yep. They have to wear the poop bag when they walk on the street so they don't poop on the road."
C: "Oh, so we don't get the poop on the tires, right Mommy?"
Me: "Right buddy."

I have no idea where these conversations come from. That kid cracks me up.